These are my ten reasons I hate camping. If you must know.
10. Bad weather, bugs and dirt
9. Smelling like a campfire(although you never realize how bad it is until you get home and shower and go to throw your clothes in the hamper and nearly die of a stroke from the smell. Sorry if you've had a stroke before. I'm not trying to be insensitive to the stroke-related community)
8. No stores, hospitals or hotels close by
7. Defecating outdoors(rolls eyes)
6. No comforts of home(I want my MTV and armchair)
5. Packing shit, unpacking shit(I know. I know. I usually just sit around and watch while other people do that. So what. It's exhausting watching how hard they are working.)
4. Tents(I hate the smell of tents, I hate the sound of tents, I hate the feel of tents)
3. Other Campers surrounding you.(I hate when people are in your visual sight of where you are camping. I want to be isolated.)
2. Sleeping on the freaking ground(Nothing is funner than waking up with a damn sore back, care of mother nature)
1. Stupid freaking allergies. vomit vomit vomit
So yes I hate camping. I hate it very much. I don't understand why people need to go camping frequently. I like camping in hotels. Does someone want to camp at the Doubletree Inn? Fine. I'm in. But don't ask me to camp. Please DEAR GOD PLEASE. I don't want to do it.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
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2 comments:
I agree on all counts. Camping is for masochists. I'll enjoy nature on a nice easy hike, then go back to the Four Seasons.
Plus, the DoubleTree gives you those tasty cookies when you check in.
I do not camp anywhere that does not have a toilet. Also, don't believe your dad if he tells you that the outdoor shower's water will be warmed by the sun. Because your dad may be nice, but that is an ugly, ugly lie.
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